Biological Intelligence

Your Body Speaks.
We Listen.
You Optimize.

The first biohacking platform that treats your skin, hair, and nails as one interconnected system. AI-powered analysis. Precision formulations. Biological optimization.

Start Your Free Bio-Analysis

No credit card required. 30-second scan. GDPR compliant.

BIO-SCORE

72/100

SKINanalyzing...

HAIR147 markers

NAILSconnected

The Problem

You're Not a Collection of Parts.
So Why Treat Yourself Like One?

Your dermatologist looks at your skin. Your trichologist looks at your hair. Your manicurist looks at your nails. None of them talk to each other. None of them see the system.

The truth: brittle nails + thinning hair + dull skin = one biological signal. Collagen breakdown. Nutrient deficiency. Oxidative stress. Hormonal disruption.

The waste: buying 12 products from 8 brands that don't know each other exist. Hoping something works. Never knowing why it doesn't.

The Solution

One Scan. Three Biomarkers.
Your Complete Biological Profile.

SKIN SCAN

Facial analysis: hydration, barrier function, inflammation, aging markers, microbiome health

What it reveals

Cellular turnover, environmental damage, immune response

HAIR SCAN

Scalp analysis: follicle density, growth phase, sebum production, porosity

What it reveals

Hormonal status, nutritional gaps, stress load

NAIL SCAN

Nail analysis: keratin quality, growth rate, discoloration, ridge patterns

What it reveals

Protein synthesis, mineral status, systemic health

YOUR BIO-SCORE

Structural Integrity72/100

Collagen, keratin, elastin synthesis

Barrier Defense58/100

Lipid layer, microbiome, immune response

Cellular Energy81/100

Mitochondrial function, nutrient status

Hormonal Balance64/100

Cortisol, androgens, thyroid markers

Oxidative Stress45/100

Inflammation, free radical load, aging speed

Priority: Oxidative Stress + Barrier Defense

Root Cause: Environmental pollution, insufficient antioxidants, sleep architecture

How It Works

Three Steps to Biological Optimization

SCAN

Upload three photos. 30 seconds. Our AI analyzes 147 biological markers across your skin, scalp, and nails. No questionnaires. No guessing.

OPTIMIZE

Receive your Bio-Score and personalized protocol. Not products — biological interventions. Skin serum + scalp treatment + nail complex, engineered to work as one system.

EVOLVE

Your biology changes weekly. Your environment changes daily. Your formulas adapt in real-time. UV spike? Antioxidants increase. Stress week? Anti-inflammatories activate.

The Difference

This Isn't Skincare.
This Is Biological Optimization.

Old Beauty

Biohacking

Treats symptoms (dry skin, split ends)

Treats root causes (cellular hydration, protein synthesis)

Static formulas (same bottle for 6 months)

Dynamic evolution (adjusts every 28-day cycle)

Generic segments ("for dry skin")

N-of-1 personalization (your exact biology)

Isolated products (12 brands, no coordination)

System protocols (integrated interventions)

Hope and marketing

Data and outcomes

The Technology

Computer Vision. Biological Intelligence.
Precision Manufacturing.

GPT-4V Multimodal AI

Analyzes visual biomarkers invisible to the human eye across skin, scalp, and nail surfaces.

Environmental APIs

Real-time UV, pollution, humidity, and water hardness integration for adaptive formulations.

Micro-Batch Manufacturing

100-unit minimum, 24-hour turnaround. True personalization, not mass-produced segments.

Blockchain Traceability

Every ingredient, every batch, every outcome logged. Full transparency from lab to skin.

Your biological data is encrypted, anonymized, and never sold. GDPR-compliant. EU-hosted. You own your Bio-Profile.

Real Results

50,000 Bio-Profiles. 94% Report Visible Improvement.

50,000+

Bio-Profiles Created

94%

Report Visible Improvement

147

Biological Markers Analyzed

30s

Average Scan Time

"I’ve spent €10,000 on dermatologists. Crazy Gels found the root cause in 30 seconds—copper deficiency showing in my nails, affecting my hair, destroying my skin. Three months later, my Bio-Score went from 48 to 79."

Sarah K.

Berlin

Bio-Score

48 → 79

"As a biohacker, I track everything. Oura, CGM, blood panels. Crazy Gels is the missing piece—external biology finally connected to internal metrics."

Marcus T.

Amsterdam

Bio-Score

61 → 88

"My nails were the canary in the coal mine. Crazy Gels saw it, connected it to my scalp inflammation, fixed my skin as a side effect. This is how beauty should work."

Elena R.

Paris

Bio-Score

52 → 83

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